17032 A Little Complaining
Ugh.
I just had a Complainy-Pants on my flight. You know the ones I’m talking about. They come to the galley while you’re ass deep in trash, inject themselves in the middle of the mayhem and start bitching about how horrible your airline is.
My mouth says, “Yes, Sir. I’m so sorry you had that experience, Sir. Would you like a free drink on us, Sir?”
But my head says, “GET THE HECK OUT OF MY GALLEY YOU MORON!”
The poor FA I was with couldn’t shake him. In this delicate situation, I like to use a great resource: the pilots.
“Hey front office, could you please turn on the seat belt sign? And maybe throw in a few tight turns and dips while you’re at it?”
Ding!
Problem solved.
I swear, that seat belt sign can be a real life safer.
Happy Jetlagging!
