17036 Save Yourself!
Walking down the aisle these days, I find myself dodging more than knees and elbows. Electronic's are taking over the airplane! And even though cordless headphones are becoming more popular, I still get tangled up in cords across the aisle.
There's little hope for Wanda, but there's still time to save yourself from this dreaded fate. I suggest at take off, let a cart barrel through the aisle to help clear the way.
Happy Jetlagging!