17043 Hot Meals

A passenger asks the hot meal of the day and the flight attendant answers "coffee."

I typically fly the same routes these days: SEA-SNA, SNA-SEA, SEA-LAX, LAX-SEA, etc. These flights are too short for my airline to justify providing people with a nourishing, hot meal. Instead the only hot items are coffee, tea and my morning temper.

I haven't used this comeback answer to this typical pax question yet, but I intend to.

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